Y'all Mothers Did Not Raise Y'all Right

Now, I have to school y'all on beauty and makeup; because apparently your mother neglected you and left you to fend for yourself out here in these mean streets. I've just been noticing a lot of fuckery and feel the need to address it.

• Stop applying your make-up with the sponge applicators. The colors don't blend, they just sit right next to each other.
• EVERYONE can't wear EVERYTHING. Even though that lipstick is a pretty color, it doesn't mean that it looks good on you.
• Lip liner and clear lip gloss...if you see no problem with this, your friends are not your friends.
• Sadly, I have to reitterate, drawn on eyebrows. First, if they need to be filled in try using eyeshadow. If you use a pencil to fill them in, don't use liquid liner (why are your eyebrows glistening under the lights?) Follow the NATURAL shape of your brows, not just where you want them to be. Overdone eyebrows makes you look like a man impersonating a woman.
• Also, when "doing" your eyebrows, do not use BLACK! I don't care if your hair is black, never go darker than a dark brown.
• *sigh* Using just white/silver eye liner on your liner, and calling it a day. Not okay.
• *double sigh* That same white line under your eyebrow. Yes your eyebrows stand out, just not in a good way.
• Why are you ladies wearing lipstick without a matching lipliner? You look like when a white woman has lip injection. Actually, it's worse than that. You look that you're in blackface, like those old coonish cartoons.
• Foundation not matching your neck is never acceptable. Shit, foundation not matching your own face is never acceptable. Never!
• Chipped nail polish....no,no,no
• Now me even having to mention chipped toe nail polish just says something about today's society. I know for a fact that toenail polish lasts a LONG time. WEEKS! So why are you that lazy to change/remove your polish? Why must your feet looked like they have fought countless battles?
• I have always been disgusted when girls have a long big, toenail. But it is 2011 now. Count that shit off, and apologize to the little Asian woman who has been putting up with that bullshit for decades now.