Ode to Petty Officer Save-a-Hoe

I hate my job. I despise my job. I hate everything this place stands for!

I work in call center, which feels the need to have top flight security of the world. They honestly treat my job as if it is the Pentagon. We are required to wear our badge and have them visible at all times. If my badge is not visible at all, Petty Officer Save-a-Hoe will come find me and stand there until I put my badge on. Obviously he knows me, and it's obvious that he knows for a fact I work there. I mean why else would I wake up at 5:30am, get dressed, and make sure I'm in that building at the same time everyday???

Yesterday when returning my lunch, I forgot to clip my badge back on. I wasn't in the building for 2 whole minutes before Petty Officer was standing over me and breathing down my back.

So on my next break I decided to wave my badge in front of the security came...mind you, my badge was clipped to my sweater. Within 2 minutes he sent me an email saying I treat the policy like a joke, and that my badge was in my hand and not on my clothing in a conspicuous manner. He said he even had it on video.

*sigh* my manager watched the video and said that I had my badge covered with a piece of paper. So which was it??? Was it in my hand or covered with paper??

Regardless, this is stupid and unnecessary. He sent the emails to my manager and supervisor. I was told by my supervisor if I could not comply, then maybe this place is not for me.......well Dueces bitches.

(i hated this job anyways)

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